12 Days of Christmas, My Headteacher Gave To Me
Some light-hearted fun for the Christmas season …
On the first day of Christmas, my Headteacher gave to me, a job to do by the end of the day!
On the second day of Christmas, my Headteacher gave to me; two Ofsted inspectors and a job to do by the end of the day!
On the third day of Christmas, my Headteacher gave to me, three teachers moaning, two Ofsted inspectors and a job to do by the end of the day!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my Headteacher gave to me, four parent phone-calls, three teachers moaning, two Ofsted inspectors and a job to do by the end of the day!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my Headteacher gave to me, five staff complaints! Four parent phone-calls, three teachers moaning, two Ofsted inspectors and a job to do by the end of the day!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my Headteacher gave to me, six teachers pregnant, five staff complaints!… Four parent phone-calls, three teachers moaning, two Ofsted inspectors and a job to do by the end of the day!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my Headteacher gave to me, seven emails a-waiting, six teachers pregnant, five staff complaints!… Four parent phone-calls, three teachers moaning, two Ofsted inspectors and a job to do by the end of the day!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my Headteacher gave to me, eight students absent, seven emails a-waiting, six teachers pregnant, five staff complaints!… Four parent phone-calls, three teachers moaning, two Ofsted inspectors and a job to do by the end of the day!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my Headteacher gave to me, nine questions I can’t answer, eight students absent, seven emails a-waiting, six teachers pregnant, five staff complaints!… Four parent phone-calls, three teachers moaning, two Ofsted inspectors and a job to do by the end of the day!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my Headteacher gave to me; ten lessons for observation, nine questions I can’t answer, eight students absent, seven emails a-waiting, six teachers pregnant, five staff complaints!… Four parent phone-calls, three teachers moaning, two Ofsted inspectors and a job to do by the end of the day!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Headteacher gave to me; eleven meetings I’m leading, ten lessons for observation, nine questions I can’t answer, eight students absent, seven emails a-waiting, six teachers pregnant, five staff complaints!… Four parent phone-calls, three teachers moaning, two Ofsted inspectors and a job to do by the end of the day!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Headteacher gave to me, twelve-hour-days working, eleven meetings I’m leading, ten lessons for observation, nine questions I can’t answer, eight students absent, seven emails a-waiting, six teachers pregnant,
Five staff complaints!… Four parent phone-calls, three teachers moaning, two Ofsted inspectors and a job to do by the end of the day!
Pingback:#Nurture1213 – my ’12 highlights and ’13 hopes, by @TeacherToolkit « @ TeacherToolkit
Pingback:Dear Parent, what I’d really like to say is…, by @StephenDrew72 « @ TeacherToolkit