Some light-hearted fun for the Christmas season …

On the first day of Christmas, my Headteacher gave to me, a job to do by the end of the day!

On the second day of Christmas, my Headteacher gave to me; two Ofsted inspectors and a job to do by the end of the day!

On the third day of Christmas, my Headteacher gave to me, three teachers moaning, two Ofsted inspectors and a job to do by the end of the day!

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Headteacher gave to me, four parent phone calls, three teachers moaning, two Ofsted inspectors and a job to do by the end of the day!

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Headteacher gave to me, five staff complaints! Four parent phone calls, three teachers moaning, two Ofsted inspectors and a job to do by the end of the day!

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Headteacher gave to me, six teachers pregnant, five staff complaints!… Four parent phone calls, three teachers moaning, two Ofsted inspectors and a job to do by the end of the day!

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Headteacher gave to me, seven emails a-waiting, six teachers pregnant, five staff complaints!… Four parent phone calls, three teachers moaning, two Ofsted inspectors and a job to do by the end of the day!

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Headteacher gave to me, eight students absent, seven emails a-waiting, six teachers pregnant, five staff complaints!… Four parent phone calls, three teachers moaning, two Ofsted inspectors and a job to do by the end of the day!

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Headteacher gave to me, nine questions I can’t answer, eight students absent, seven emails a-waiting, six teachers pregnant, five staff complaints!… Four parent phone calls, three teachers moaning, two Ofsted inspectors and a job to do by the end of the day!

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Headteacher gave to me; ten lessons for observation, nine questions I can’t answer, eight students absent, seven emails a-waiting, six teachers pregnant, five staff complaints!… Four parent phone calls, three teachers moaning, two Ofsted inspectors and a job to do by the end of the day!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Headteacher gave to me; eleven meetings I’m leading, ten lessons for observation, nine questions I can’t answer, eight students absent, seven emails a-waiting, six teachers pregnant, five staff complaints!… Four parent phone calls, three teachers moaning, two Ofsted inspectors and a job to do by the end of the day!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Headteacher gave to me, twelve-hour-days working, eleven meetings I’m leading, ten lessons for observation, nine questions I can’t answer, eight students absent, seven emails a-waiting, six teachers pregnant, Five staff complaints!… Four parent phone calls, three teachers moaning, two Ofsted inspectors and a job to do by the end of the day!