How about performing this Christmas song with your school staff?
It’s great to be a little silly in school at Christmas! I’m sure your pupils will love this school-related rendition of The 12 Days Of Christmas.
No doubt you’ll find some of these verses relatable …
A Teacher’s Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, a pupil said to me, ‘I need a plaster ‘coz I’ve cut my knee’.
On the second day of Christmas, a pupil said to me, ‘urgh, I just don’t get it.’
On the third day of Christmas, a pupil said to me, ‘can I turn the page now?’
On the fourth day of Christmas, a pupil said to me, ‘that boy looked at me funny.’
On the fifth day of Christmas, a pupil said to me, ‘this term is far too long.’
On the sixth day of Christmas, a pupil said to me, ‘where shall I put this staple?’
On the Seventh day of Christmas, a pupil said to me, ‘my hand is really tired.’
On the eighth day of Christmas, a pupil said to me, ‘this is extremely boring.’
On the ninth day of Christmas, a pupil said to me, ‘I really need a wee.’
On the tenth day of Christmas, a pupil said to me, ‘when is it home time?’
On the eleventh day of Christmas, a pupil said to me, ‘there’s a tarantula in the toilet!’
On the twelfth day of Christmas, a pupil said to me, ‘I’m so hungry I might faint.’
Further fun Christmas blog posts
- ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
- The 12 (School) Plays of Christmas
- Who Wins The Christmas Nativity Play?
The Teacher Toolkit team wish you all a happy and healthy Christmas!
