😂 Just For Fun: 16 Best Teacher Jokes

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Lynn How

Lynn is the Editor at Teacher Toolkit. With 20 years of primary teaching and SLT experience, she has been an Assistant Head, Lead Mentor for ITT and SENCO. She loves to write and also has her own SEMH and staff mental health blog: www.positiveyoungmind.com. Lynn...
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Are you ready for your pupils’ to roll their eyes at you?

I’ve collected a variety of teacher jokes for you to throw in to your lessons over the last few days of term. Depending on your pupils’ ages, they might find them really funny … Or they may not 🙈</p>. For older pupils, also try some of these.

Q: What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A: Pick them up and roll them back.

Q: How do the fish get to school?
A: By octobus!

Q: Why did the teacher write on the window?
A: Because she wanted the lesson to be very clear!

Q: What’s a teacher’s favourite month?
A: August.

Q: Why did the teacher only allow measuring tape in the classroom?
A: She wanted to be the only ruler.

Q: Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you looking at Joshua’s exam?
A: Student: I hope you didn’t either.

Q: How is an English teacher like a judge?
A: They both give out sentences.

Q: What does a snake learn in school?
A: Hiss tory.

Q: Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A: It’s not right.

Q: What are ten things teachers can always count on?
A: Their fingers!

Q: Why doesn’t the sun go to university?
A: Because it has a million degrees!

Q: What is a math teacher’s favourite dessert?
A: Pi!

Q: What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
A: They had a class trip!

Q: Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?
A: She couldn’t control her pupils!

Q: Why did the teacher marry the site manager?
A: Because he swept her off her feet.

Q: Why was the geometry book so adorable?
A: Because it had acute angles.

We hope that your last few days are of term are enjoyable. From everyone at @TeacherToolkit.

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