Are you ready for your pupils’ to roll their eyes at you?
I’ve collected a variety of teacher jokes for you to throw in to your lessons over the last few days of term. Depending on your pupils’ ages, they might find them really funny … Or they may not 🙈</p>. For older pupils, also try some of these.
Q: What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A: Pick them up and roll them back.
Q: How do the fish get to school?
A: By octobus!
Q: Why did the teacher write on the window?
A: Because she wanted the lesson to be very clear!
Q: What’s a teacher’s favourite month?
A: August.
Q: Why did the teacher only allow measuring tape in the classroom?
A: She wanted to be the only ruler.
Q: Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you looking at Joshua’s exam?
A: Student: I hope you didn’t either.
Q: How is an English teacher like a judge?
A: They both give out sentences.
Q: What does a snake learn in school?
A: Hiss tory.
Q: Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
A: It’s not right.
Q: What are ten things teachers can always count on?
A: Their fingers!
Q: Why doesn’t the sun go to university?
A: Because it has a million degrees!
Q: What is a math teacher’s favourite dessert?
A: Pi!
Q: What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?
A: They had a class trip!
Q: Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?
A: She couldn’t control her pupils!
Q: Why did the teacher marry the site manager?
A: Because he swept her off her feet.
Q: Why was the geometry book so adorable?
A: Because it had acute angles.
We hope that your last few days are of term are enjoyable. From everyone at @TeacherToolkit.
